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- 23:14 @PhilPutnamMusic Hmm... that is hard! Probably Wampum Prayer. #
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somewhere where the orchids grow...
07 December 2009 @ 04:00 am
06 December 2009 @ 09:14 pm
06 December 2009 @ 06:58 pm
Hysterical.
via Wonkette by Jim Newell on 12/4/09
Unfortunately the U.S. military had already invaded Public Enemy by the time of this correction. [Washington Post]
06 December 2009 @ 12:35 am
via Quotes of the Day on 12/5/09
"I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor."06 December 2009 @ 12:31 am
via KGW Local News on 12/6/09
ALBANY, Ore. (AP) — Albany police say that on the day of the Civil War football game this week, a duck was found spray-pointed orange, the color of the Oregon State Beavers. Its legs were bound with duct-tape.
The Oregon Ducks won the game Thursday, and the male mallard has survived.
But the Albany Democrat-Herald reports the duck will spend the winter at a wildlife rehabilitation center near Corvallis, home of the Beavers.
Jeff Picton of the Chintimini Wildlife Center says the duck can't be set free because the paint destroyed the water-repellent qualities of its feathers. It couldn't swim.
And, Picton says, removing the paint would do more damage than leaving it on. So, the center will wait until the duck molts and grows new feathers.
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Information from' Albany Democrat-Herald, http'//www.dhonline.com
06 December 2009 @ 12:28 am
I don't know who the shit Kool Keith is, but if he is somehow a conglomeration of three of my favorite men, then I guess he's worth checking out!
via WAXIN' AND MILKIN' on 12/4/09
Proof that Kool Keith is indeed the center of the universe.
thx scifide
05 December 2009 @ 12:17 pm
05 December 2009 @ 11:54 am
WANT.
Rescue Pauline from Donkey Kong before the tower topples! Climb, Mario, climb! Quality, real wood Jenga set with everything you loved about classic Donkey Kong. Play Jenga the old-fashioned way, or use the spinner, climbing Mario pieces, and the Donkey Kong rules to rescue Pauline from the big ape! $24.99
via ThinkGeek :: What's New on 12/4/09
Rescue Pauline from Donkey Kong before the tower topples! Climb, Mario, climb! Quality, real wood Jenga set with everything you loved about classic Donkey Kong. Play Jenga the old-fashioned way, or use the spinner, climbing Mario pieces, and the Donkey Kong rules to rescue Pauline from the big ape! $24.9905 December 2009 @ 11:49 am
Ahh, Onion. How I love thee!
via The Onion on 12/5/09
WASHINGTON—"This is such an exciting time to be an employer in America," said Labor Secretary Hilda Solis, adding that every single day 6,500 more citizens join America's growing possible workforce. "There's such a massive and diverse pool of job-ready Americans to choose from. And each month the number only gets higher."04 December 2009 @ 04:02 am
- 20:25 I dont care about the oregon civil war, and we still wound up at a sports bar. Oops. #
03 December 2009 @ 11:32 pm
HA!
via Texts From Last Night on 12/3/09
(814): Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.03 December 2009 @ 12:20 am
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02 December 2009 @ 11:56 pm
Now, I love Morrissey (I'm sure this comes as no surprise to many of you, who've been subjected to my obsessive posting of YouTube videos the past couple months). And I love the Smiths. I love animals, and I try to buy cruelty free whenever I can. And this song is powerful enough that it makes even me consider giving up steaks and burgers.
But really? Who on earth wants "Meat is Murder" as a ringtone?
I mean, and what part? Is it the part where Morrissey is accusing me of murder, is that what the ringtone will be? Or maybe the part with the mooing and the sad guitar background? Or maybe it's the line that chokes me up every time, about how "this beautiful creature must die, it's death for no reason and death for no reason is murder..."
Anyways. Some songs shouldn't be ringtones. And with that, I'm going to bed!
01 December 2009 @ 11:37 pm
via Overheard in the Office on 11/30/09
Trainee: This customer is mad because we won't cover an accident that happened before he was insured with us. He won't stop yelling!
Trainer: Ha! He's gonna have to suck eggs on that one! Sucks for him. But seriously, go through the facts and dates with him and explain why we won't cover it. Stay calm and apologize. You can do this!
Trainee, to customer: Thank you for holding. This... uh... Okay. My manager says you have to suck eggs, I'm sorry.
Riverview Parkway, San Diego
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01 December 2009 @ 11:32 pm
*shudder*
So kinda like old, cobweb-wrapped monkey bread. But in a yummy way.
Mmmm, lactating spider-wasps...
Well, uh, Jane D. [wink wink], thanks for putting a new spin on these things.
via Cake Wrecks by noreply@blogger.com (john (the hubby of JEN)) on 12/1/09
Have you heard of the Croquembouche [CROCK-you-EAM-butchy]? It's a French thing. Well, if not, here's what it's supposed to look like:
So kinda like old, cobweb-wrapped monkey bread. But in a yummy way.Well, a certain anonymous person - who shall remain unnamed to protect her anonymity - found this gem at a wedding which she may or may not have anonymously attended:
I believe her exact words were, "it looks like some kind of primitive jungle cake being attacked by a swarm of lactating spider-wasps."
Mmmm, lactating spider-wasps... Well, uh, Jane D. [wink wink], thanks for putting a new spin on these things.
Update: I think it's important to ask yourself a couple of questions before commenting here on Cake Wrecks: - Related Wreckage: MORE Weird Wedding Cakes (with the famous "albino booby tower")
Question: Did John and Jen really intend to give us the pronunciation of a word?
Answer: No.
Question: Are John and Jen complete and total idiots?
Answer: No.
Question: Do they...
Answer: No.
Question: Would they...
Answer: No.
Question: What about...
Answer: No.
That is all.
01 December 2009 @ 11:23 pm
Ooh... dare I hope this makes its way under my christmas tree this year?
via CRAFT by Becky Stern on 12/1/09
This cute little guy died of natural causes. I'd wager this macabre bird head pendant necklace would make it appear as though a sweet bird is growing from the wearer's chest. $350 on Etsy. [Thanks, Moxie!]
More:
- Lisa Black's Steampunk Taxidermy
- Electronic Taxidermy Exhibit
- Squirrel Feet Earrings
- Roadkill Jewelry: The Art of April Hale
- Cat Hair Handbags
01 December 2009 @ 11:17 pm
As Kirby Ferguson pointed out on YouTube, Americans do love progress bars.
via DVICE by Charlie White on 11/30/09
Just one look at this countdown traffic light and you know it's a great idea. A progress bar on a stop light? We're on board with that. Besides alleviating frustration, designer Damjan Stanković sees his idea saving energy — when motorists know there's plenty of time until the light turns green, they'll shut their engines off to conserve fuel.
This design concept should be immediately implemented on every traffic signal in the world. Maybe the countdown feature could be used on the yellow and green lights, too. This can't be difficult to make, either, since many traffic lights are already using LEDs that could be easily rearranged.
Via Yanko Design
01 December 2009 @ 11:15 pm
01 December 2009 @ 12:23 am
@classiclindsay - when I saw this, I thought of you!
via swissmiss by swissmiss on 11/30/09
Bird Necklace by Ingrid Montoya. Major Holiday Gift Alert going off here.