Tori To Play Bonnaroo!

ToriAmos.com has announced that Tori will be performing at the Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival on Friday, June 11th! This annual festival has been taking place in Manchester, Tennessee for the past several years; this year, it stretches from June 10th to 13th. This year’s line-up was announced today, in conjunction with tickets going on sale as well.

As more details about the stage and time are made available, we’ll get them posted as well.

Thanks to Jay and Emily for the tip!

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Old Spice Bodywash? I WANT YOUR SMELL.

I don't get bodywash. I don't get why it's any different from soap, and I don't get why it's called "bodywash." However, in about 42 words I will stop what I'm writing, run down to the Fred Meyer and pick up some Old Spice Bodywash, and it's only because THIS COMMERCIAL CRACKED MY SHIT UP. (And I quickly found out that "cracked shit" doesn't smell so good.)

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Whoite supremacist gets 7.5 years for Oregon conviction

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- A founding member of the European Kindred white supremacist prison gang has been sentenced to 7 1/2 years in prison after pleading guilty to providing a firearm to a convicted felon.

David Patrick Kennedy was indicted by a federal grand jury in August 2008 after the .357-caliber revolver was stolen and then transferred in Portland in December 2007.

Federal prosecutors said the 41-year-old Kennedy was sentenced Monday in Portland with 30-year-old Christina Marie Allen, who also pleaded guilty to the same charge.

Allen, who married Kennedy last year while he was in custody, was ordered to serve four years on probation.
 

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Dolph Lundgren Becomes the David Hasselhoff of Swedish Television

Before seeing the following video, our knowledge of Dolph Lundgren primarily stemmed off of two things: Our favorite childhood skin flick Masters of the Universe, and Johnny Mnemonic, the most ridiculous cinematic adventure of our time:

Also known as “My Source for Every Computer Wallpaper, Ever.” We’ve always known Dolph as a giant, stiff, Nazi-faced robot who could recite lines better than Abba at a karaoke party on ‘ludes. But what we didn’t know is that this giant, stiff, Nazi-faced robot can also SING! And play DRUMS! Just like the Phil Collins gorilla!

This clip of Dolph Lundgren performing “A Little Less Conversation” on our new favorite Swedish show “Melodifestivalen” (The Festival of Melodies) will BLOW YOUR F**KING MIND APART. Dolph lipsynchs, he dances, he breaks apart GIANT ICE CUBES. The last minute alone will not be required listening for every single future sexual encounter I ever have again. Here is video proof that Dolph Lundgren is not just a 7 foot tall steel beam in a blond wig:

Epilogue: Dolph is clearly an alien.

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Sam Adams on KGW's "Straight Talk" Tonight. (Heh.)

Tonight Mayor Sam Adams will be the featured guest on KGW's "Straight Talk" at 6:30 pm, with Laurel Porter. Here are some of the topics I hope they discuss:

"Why straight people love Sandra Bullock movies."
"Why Ellen DeGeneres is okay, and Adam Lambert's not."
"Why straight people wear bluetooths in their ear... ALL THE TIME."
"Why straights love co-opting gay culture, yet hog the institution of marriage."
"Straights slumming in gay bars."
"Why straights hate homoerotica, but go nuts for the Superbowl."
"Why straights like having a gay acquaintance, so they can say, 'Hey... some of my best friends are gay.'"
"Wearing Crocs!"
"And for that matter, Columbia Sportswear!"
"Straights: Why they Love Vancouver and Toyota Tundras."
"Ultimate Frisbee: WTF?"

Feel free to add your own suggestions below!

• Laurel "What's UP with straight people?" Porter

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